Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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