Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.