Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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