Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.