The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.