Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.