Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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And dies.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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