Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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