Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris