The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.