Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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