Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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