Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.