Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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