Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.