Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.