How does a leopard change its spots?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?"
"Because theres to many cheetahs."