Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.
He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab."
He popped into a phone booth near
the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello," the woman says.
She sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks... We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
"Hey Bill... Do you talk to your wife while you are having sex?"
"Only if there's a phone handy", Bill replied.
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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.