Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...