"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."