Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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