Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.