Joke #10541

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is dog. The second is snake. And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
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A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden. Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says: Mama, is that you?
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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