What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.