If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.