Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.