Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time