Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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