What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz.
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay!
Okay!
I'm a rabbit!
I'm a rabbit!"
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.