Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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