Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.