In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.