In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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