30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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