The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.