The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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