Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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