Joke #10575

Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Vote:
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Vote:
has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Vote:
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Vote:
has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Vote:
has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Vote:
has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Vote:
has 76.86 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Vote:
has 79.50 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris