The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"