Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.