Joke #10590

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.

What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.

Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.

Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.

One simply cannot play fair and win in a zoo - there are way too many cheetahs.

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum. Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it. They take it into the car and continue down the road. The little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do? He thinks for a minute and says, " Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there" it will calm down." She exclaims, " I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly and nasty!" The husband replies," Well, why don't you just hold it's little nose!"