Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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