Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.