When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
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Lefty.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Which big cat should you never play cards with?
A cheetah.
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore.
"Do you have any idea why?"
"Well, I had sex with an elephant!"
"You did?
But elephants are known to have small penises!"
"Yeah, but he fingered me first."