What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers.
He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?"
"Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes.
Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:
Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?
But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
What happens when you kiss a canary?
You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed,
"Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."