Joke #10618

Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.

What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.

It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.

What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.

There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: "Help me, please help me! There is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away?" "Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves." "You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!" "Cats aren’t like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?" "I’m Josephine’s parrot you jerk!" "Help me please, please help!"

This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"

Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.

What’s the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.

The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...

One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"