How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.