What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
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A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
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Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE."
It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.
So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.
When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE."
The policeman arrested her on the spot.
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet.
"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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