How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
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Dam.
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Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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Because he ate too many crabs.
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A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him...
Get away from my nuts.
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Give a cow a pogo stick.
Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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