Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.