Joke #1067

Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.

A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.

Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.

What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.

Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.

New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.