Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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