Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.