Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.