I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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