I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.