What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
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"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't."
"How do you know he isn t?"
"Because I am."
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Why is there no gambling in Africa?
-Too many Cheetahs!
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
When does a female deer need money?
When she doesnt have a buck.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."