The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.