Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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