Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.