Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw." "So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked. "One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up." The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?" "You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
Man decides to buy a pet, but does not know what he wants as a pet, so he goes to the pet shop in search of a pet. He sees cats in a cage dogs on another cage spiders, rabbits, frogs, birds, fish in aquariums and finally he sees a very colorful parrot in the corner of the store and he goes to the area where the parrot was and salesman asks him, "Are you interested in this parrot?" The man says, "Does he talk?" the salesman says, "If you pull his left leg he will say the our father and if you pull his right leg, he will say the hailmary!" The man says, "What will the parrot say if I pull both legs at the same time?" The parrot says, "I'll fall on my ass stupid!"
Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.