Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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