Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.