The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.