Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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